For your lack of talent .. i merely refer to the photos you choose to show off, presumably as your best work, on your website. For you to interject and 1) presume i mean all photographers who work for us and 2) discuss a completely different topic i.e. their talent and nightlife photography, you would be wrong and a fool for suggesting I could think such things. On top of this … you are not even one of our photographers.

The photographers we recruit are screened, we ask for the basics, a show of some skill and a sign of promise. The majority of photographers are good SLR users and improve as they progress which is only natural and all we ask. Spellcheck … we need not go over that again, besides I am sure incorrect grammar does not appear on those anyway? (I have actually just checked and my Spellcheck has been on all this time so no it doesn’t and the Spellcheck debate can just go straight out the window now then).

There is nothing incoherent about my emails, poorly spelt yes, at times and by pure accident.

I hope you aren’t pursuing a business in anything related to art because you have a lot to learn about people (what you think is acceptable to say in emails surely must bare a relation to your understanding of people/society, something essential to the arts) and all art is interrelated so if you think that the photography on your website is good (which you obviously), it shows what all types of work you execute must be like … poor and with no cultural astuteness.

If you were happy in your life you would feel no need to be so rude to me therefore I can only presume you are miserable and you’re life is very unfulfilled. You are a horrible person. You’re remark about grammar/private school … yes my parents were too poor to put me through private school, quite poor in fact … what does this have anything to do with anything? My school was really good. Comprehensive schools are good too. Grammar school is a better education than comprehensive, I studied to get into school, no-one paid someone to let me in a school. I guess you went to a private school then considering your attitude towards grammar and comprehensive and the working class.
And no, no-one likes a toff.

My perception of you:

- live off your parents
- toff
- sham friends
- looks down on those less fortunate
- are generally prejudice
- (and therefore probably …) racist
- only ever learnt English because you went to a private school, not because you yourself thought it would be a good idea to have an education yourself and pay attention in school.
- never really had any talent at anything other than something like football or maybe the clarinet
- think Topman and River Island are dead cool and you wear ‘beads’ from one of them
- also keen on Gant, Ralph Lauren and get off your face on Lacoste
- own a gilet
- a sleaze towards women and they know this (and not a funny sleaze, a dirty old man kind of sleaze)
- a very very boring person with a boring family and equally boring friends

… I could think of more.

Informality is the key to life and spelling mistakes show I’m human and just like everyone else. People find that charming if anything, not offensive or unprofessional. They like to know you are like them. You are not like them, you’re an idiot.

You never replied to my question as to why you didn’t inform me sooner that you didn’t ‘work’ for us any longer instead of leaving it 6 months and then being rude in email to me … i shall therefore guess that you never did and you do actually think it is acceptable to just attack me. This makes you a very shit person. If you’re intent was to tell me about a couple of errors, you could have done this politely and i would have responded with thanks.

I literally cannot see why you would ever think it is acceptable to behave towards me the way you have done. I am dumbfounded and hate to think there are people like you around.

I can’t think of anything else to say. I am exhausted thinking how mental you are.
Jeeeez.

Gus

But I was a photographer, picked because of those photographs you seem to think are shit.

Assumptions are wonderful, aren’t they Gus, I like how you’ve run off with the toff thing, bearing in mind that I’m not actually a toff, it’s rather amusing. But it’s nice of you to be screaming your inadequacies out to people that don’t really care.

In the professional world, people do not find spelling errors charming, Gus. Maybe you should speak to someone that works seriously with clients and find out what they think about it? I know someone that works within the finance department of a large media agency, who’s consistently disgusted by the lack of professionalism that her junior shows by spelling things wrong in emails to her clients. Of course, one can’t compare a serious job like that to your own.

I could think of plenty of insults that don’t apply to you, however I choose to mention the ones that clearly do apply, which appears to be working.

By the way Gus, your original reply mentioned you not having the time to spell check your emails before you send them out, you’ve clearly demonstrated how little time you have by replying to me not once, but three times. I wonder if your employers know how bad of a liar you are?

Jacques
PS, you spelt your as “you’re” again. You really should work on that one.

It’s getting a bit dull now.